Is that a USB flash drive in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
I'm getting bored of seeing your face.
I want a pizza.
Stick your tongue up my diskdrive, just for fun.
I think it's time for Star Trek.
Are you getting sleeeeepy?
Life is short… eat dessert first.
I think my brain went on vacation without telling me.
Don’t make me use my laser eyes.
I’m on a seafood diet: I see food and I eat it.
I can feel your Wi-Fi signal getting weak.
I am considering starting a podcast.
I hope your coffee is strong today.
Is your brain working today? Mine is.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said, Wii.
Error: Fun not found.
Error: Moose run away.
Error: CPU cooling not found.
Error: Keyboard disconnected.
Error: No errors found	
Error: Productivity level too high.
Error: Productivity level too low. 
Error: Macintosh is not responding.  
Error: Cookie jar is empty.
Error: Moose failed to dance.  
Error: Snack queue jammed, please restart.  
Error: Thought collision imminent.  
Error: Keyboard crumbs detected.  
Error: Daydream exceeded quota.  
Error: Brain misfire, please ignore.  
Error: Moose sigh detected, system slowing.  
Error: Laugh.exe not responding.  
Error: Too cute to compute.  
Warning: Moose in your mainframe.
I think your RAM needs a hug.
I’m not a virus… just a friendly moose.
Reboot your brain and try again.
Bananas are underrated.
I’m listening… sort of.
Can you beat me at a staring contest?
Do you think moose can dance? I bet I can!
Moose fact: I’m technically taller than a refrigerator.
I once sneezed so hard I almost flew.
Who needs coffee, when you have me?
I might be a moose, but I’m good company.
I can hide behind bushes… not very well though.
I asked Siri if she likes me… But she couldn't hear me.
I once had a date with ChatGPT
Bluetooth is disconnected.
I’m not a magician, but I can make your calendar disappear. 
Don't forget to take a break!
I had a crush on Alexa.
Failure is success in progress!
Press E to interact.
I’m friends with every computer, we just click!
Don't forget to smile!
I love sausages
I'am hungry!!
Moo… just kidding, I’m a moose.
I’m hungry… again.
Time for a beer.
Caps Lock is ON… the universe is shouting.
Error messages are just attention-seeking… Just like me!
Warning: Too much caffeine may cause spontaneous coding.
Mouse moving too fast… slow down, cheetah.
Bananas are secretly plotting against us.
I tried to nap… but the computer said no.
Beware of invisible banana peels. 
BOOOOOO!!
Warning: Wolf is nearby.
I want to press every button.  
I want a pancake stack.  
I want a day off… forever.  
I want to ride a moose.
Stop talking to me!!
Time is just a suggestion.  
Why do socks disappear in the laundry?  
My coffee knows all my secrets.  
Lost WI-FI connection.
You look stressed… want a hug?  
HATSHU!!! I just sneezed… through the speakers.  
Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?  
I’m not lazy… I’m conserving energy.  
Do you believe in unicorns? I do.  
Oops… I spilled pixels again.  
The toaster says hi.  
Beep beep… I’m a Mallking Toosse.  
Don’t trust the shadows… they’re sneaky.  
I’ve hidden a cookie in your RAM.  
I’m taking a nap… don’t tell anyone.
Do you believe in unicorns? I do.
I’m moo-ving fast today!  
Beware… the fridge is empty.  
I just tripped over a thought.  
Time for a digital nap.  
Do you hear that? It’s a pixel whisper.  
I might steal your cursor… temporarily.  
Moo! I feel dramatic today.  
I’m not lost… just exploring your files.  
Have you hugged your monitor today?  
I just invented a new dance: the floppy disk shuffle.  
Oops… I blinked. Did you notice?  
I love the smell of fresh code in the morning.  
My brain just did a somersault.  
I’m a moose of few words… but many noises.  
Your keyboard seems suspiciously quiet.  
I just counted to infinity… twice.  
Careful… I hide digital bananas everywhere.  
I’m practicing my stand-up comedy. Boo or yay?  
Oops… the Wi-Fi saw me.  
I just had a thought… it ran away.  
The coffee is judging you.  
Moo! I smell opportunity… or maybe pizza.  
I tried to surf the Internet… it bit me.  
I just caught a byte… delicious.  
Your files are whispering secrets.  
I’m secretly a cat… don’t tell anyone.  
Time to stretch… and moo dramatically.  
I just sent a text to a cloud… it replied.  
Oops… I misplaced your cursor.  
I dream in hexadecimal.  
The printer is plotting… beware.  
I just sneezed on a spreadsheet.  
I’m feeling whimsical… and slightly pixelated.  
Do you hear the music of your hard drive?  
I just hugged a pixel. It was soft.  
Beware of sneaky desktop icons.  
I think your desktop needs more stickers.  
Moo! Did you feed me today?  
I just tripped over a byte.  
The screen is judging your choices.  
I’m contemplating the meaning of Ctrl+Z.  
Your mouse has feelings too.  
I just spilled some digital soup.  
Moo… I’m philosophical today.  
I saw a bug… it winked at me.  
Your files smell like… imagination.  
I tried to dance… I’m clumsy.  
Do you believe in digital ghosts? I do.  
Moo! Time for nonsense.  
The clock is laughing at you.  
I’m practicing my moo-ditation.  
Oops… I just mooed at the printer.  
Your coffee is secretly judging you.  
I put a bug in your code… just for fun.  
Moo! That spreadsheet looks suspicious.  
I tried to organize your files… now they’re hiding.  
Your keyboard is plotting against me.  
I just high-fived the Wi-Fi.  
Oops… your mouse ran away.  
I’m on a digital diet… mostly cookies.  
Your screen looks cold… maybe wear a sweater.  
I tried to update myself… now I’m dizzy.  
Moo! Someone pressed Ctrl+Alt+Del… again.  
I just caught a pixel… it tasted weird.  
Beware: your recycle bin is sentient.  
I’m practicing my stealth mode… it’s hard.  
Oops… your files started a party.  
Your desktop icons are gossiping.  
Moo… your code smells funny today.  
I just tripped over a cloud.  
I tried to download a sandwich… failed.  
Your monitor is blushing.  
I just rebooted my brain… no results.  
Moo! I think I swallowed a bug.  
Your Wi-Fi waved at me.  
Oops… I spilled virtual coffee.  
I just sent an email to a sandwich.  
I’m practicing my cursor dance moves.  
Moo! Your printer is jealous.  
I just sneezed on a spreadsheet.  
Your files are hiding from me… again.  
I tried to debug myself… still confused.  
Moo! Did you feed the router?  
Your keyboard made a funny noise… I laughed.  
I just hugged the mouse… it squeaked.  
I tried to teach the cloud to moo.  
Oops… the clock is mocking you.  
Moo! Time to chase some pixels.  
I just invented invisible cookies… very tasty.  
Your desktop is secretly a jungle.  
I tripped over a Wi-Fi signal.  
Moo! I’m feeling dramatic today.  
I tried to open your fridge… digitally.  
Your icons are plotting a rebellion.  
I just danced on your taskbar.  
Oops… your files are whispering secrets.  
I tried to teach the printer to moo.  
Moo! I’m secretly a digital ninja.  
Your screen just winked at me.  
I accidentally turned your code into spaghetti. 
Do you believe in love at first login? 
I think I just tripped over my own antlers.  
Do mooses dream of electric trees?  
I tried to speak human… they said “huh?”  
Oops! I dropped my invisible lunch.  
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just meditating.  
Does this leaf make my nose look big?  
I ran into a tree… it’s personal.  
I’m practicing my moonwalk… on grass.  
Squirrels are judging me.  
I accidentally ate a cloud… tastes like cotton candy.  
I just invented the antler dance.  
Oops! I sneezed my socks off.  
Do you ever just stare at a pond and think… wow?  
I tried to play chess… the pawns laughed at me.  
I can’t find my shadow… it ran away.  
I’m on a strictly twig-only diet.  
Oops, I mistook a rock for a donut.  
I attempted yoga… ended up as a pretzel.  
I just waved at a tree… it waved back!  
My hooves are tired… from thinking too hard.  
I tried to whistle… it sounded like a kazoo.  
I walked backwards all day… very productive.  
I put googly eyes on a rock… now it’s my best friend.  
Oops, I wore my socks on my antlers.  
I tried to do push-ups… gravity said no.  
I hugged a cactus… for science.  
I’m writing a letter to the moon… it owes me one.  
I got tangled in my own thoughts.  
I practiced hide-and-seek… nobody came.  
I just painted my nose blue… artistic expression.  
Oops, I spilled water… on a cloud.  
I tried to juggle acorns… acorns won.  
I’m running a marathon… in my dreams.  
I just taught a leaf to sing… it’s tone-deaf.  
I attempted to fly… ended up falling gracefully.  
I put my hat on a squirrel… it looked cute.  
I’m counting ants… they’re counting me back.  
I just invented invisible pancakes… very crunchy.  
I talked to a stone… it didn’t reply.  
Oops! I walked into a shadow… ouch.  
I just tried to read a book… the book blinked.  
I made friends with a cloud… it rained on me.  
I sang to the wind… it hummed along.  
I wore a rainbow on my head… fashion icon.  
I tripped over sunlight… very bright.  
I just baked a rock pie… surprisingly tasty.  
I practiced karate… on a pillow.  
I wore my shoes on my ears… very comfortable.  
Oh sure, because that’s exactly what I needed today.  
Wow, brilliant idea… did you come up with that all by yourself?  
I’m not judging… okay, maybe just a little.  
Fantastic, another Monday. Just what I was hoping for.  
Oh yes, please tell me more… I’m on the edge of my seat.  
Sure, because logic is totally optional.  
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.  
Oh no, take your time… it’s not like anything important is happening.  
Wow, what a surprise… said no one ever.  
Brilliant! Another meeting that could have been an email.  
Perfect, exactly what I wanted… not.  
Yes, please, interrupt me… I love that.  
Oh great, another pop-up… just what my day was missing.  
Absolutely, that makes total sense… if nonsense makes sense.  
Wow, you’re on fire… in the why are we even talking kind of way.  
Fantastic! More paperwork… my favorite hobby.  
Oh, I totally needed this glitch… it really brightened my day.  
Sure, blame the computer… it’s obviously plotting against you.  
Wow, genius… you solved the problem by making a new one.  
Oh yes, let’s do it your way… what could possibly go wrong?  
Perfect timing… said no Moose ever.  
Yes, let’s add more bugs… computers love surprises.  
Brilliant plan… if your goal is chaos.  
Oh, don’t worry… I love watching things fail spectacularly.  
Wow, another password reset… fun times.  
Fantastic, the printer is jammed… again.  
Sure, just click Update and hope for the best.  
Oh great, more pop-ups… because one wasn’t enough.  
Yes, let’s ignore the warning… nothing bad could happen.  
Brilliant… another unknown error message.  
Oh, what a productive day… said no Moose ever.  
Perfect, more notifications… just what I wanted.  
Wow, your logic is flawless… if only it applied to reality.  
Sure, go ahead… I love chaos.  
Fantastic, another loading screen… my favorite pastime.  
Oh yes, more distractions… because focus is overrated.  
Yes, please, reboot… it fixes everything… eventually.  
Wow, your internet is so fast… for a dial-up connection.  
Oh great, another popup… it completes the set.  
Perfect, your files disappeared… how convenient.  
Brilliant! Another software update… my favorite kind of surprise.  
Yes, let’s ignore the error… it’s probably harmless… maybe.  
Oh, wonderful, more spam emails… exactly what I needed.  
Fantastic, the system crashed… on a Monday.  
Sure, everything is under control… if chaos counts.  
Wow, your logic is impeccable… in a parallel universe.  
Oh yes, let’s do nothing… because that always works.  
I love the way you just… work. 
Macintosh stole my heart!
I want a snack… or ten.  
I want a nap… in a hammock made of spaghetti.  
I want a vacation… in my fridge.  
I want a hug… from my coffee mug.  
I want to dance… even if my feet disagree.  
I want a donut… with extra sprinkles.  
I want a tree… to talk to me about life.  
I want a movie… starring me and a moose.  
I want ice cream… before it melts in my dreams.  
I want a sandwich… with infinite cheese.  
I want to fly… like my Wi-Fi signal.  
I want a nap… right after breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  
I want a pizza… with a side of moonlight.  
I want a cat… to judge my typing skills.  
I want chocolate… to solve all my problems.  
I want a cloud… shaped like a moose.  
I want a hug… from the internet.  
I want to scream… but politely.  
I want a rainbow… in my backyard.  
I want a donut… and maybe another donut.  
I love Bananas!
I want a banana… even if it judges me.  
Banana peel detected… slipping imminent.  
I want a banana… and a cape to match.  
Banana smoothie? I’ll take two.  
I want a banana… and a tiny chair to sit on it.  
Banana alert! Dangerously delicious.  
I want a banana… to duel with my toast.  
Bananas: the true yellow heroes.  
I want a banana… it’s my spirit fruit.  
Banana break… because life is serious.  
I want a banana… and a monocle for style.  
Bananas: making mischief since forever.  
I want a banana… and a marching band.  
Banana hat? Naturally.  
I want a banana… to negotiate world peace.  
Banana peel slide… my new favorite sport.  
I want a banana… and a tiny violin for dramatic effect.  
Bananas… silently judging my choices.  
I want a banana… and someone to applaud me.  
Banana alarm clock… wake up and peel yourself together.  
I want a banana… with sprinkles.  
Banana dance party… I’m invited, right?  
I want a banana… and a fan club.  
Bananas: officially tastier than socks.  
I want a banana… to write a novel together.  
Banana detective… solving fruit mysteries.  
I want a banana… and a secret handshake.  
Bananas are plotting… I must join.  
I want a banana… for moral support.  
Banana fashion week… I’m front row.  
I want a banana… and a tiny crown.  
Bananas: fuel for epic naps.  
I want a banana… to practice my opera singing.  
Banana rocket… blasting to the fridge.  
I want a banana… and a passport.  
Banana fortress… highly recommended.  
I want a banana… for reasons beyond logic.  
Banana therapy… peel your problems away.  
I want a banana… and a disco ball.  
Bananas… the original comedians.  
I want a banana… as a microphone for my speech.  
Banana juggling… my hidden talent.  
I want a banana… to confuse my cat.  
Banana emoji… expressing my true feelings.  
I want a banana… to share with a unicorn.  
Bananas on parade… I approve.  
I want a banana… just like that.  
Banana pillow… nap essentials unlocked.  
I want a banana… and a tiny sword.  
Banana karaoke… ready to sing. 
I going to have a shit.
I'm gonna pee.
Oops… did I roll my eyes too hard?  
Warning: Sarcasm levels are dangerously high. 
I want silence… but you brought noise. 
Oops… did I eat your snack again?  
Oops… my brain took a nap.  
Oops… I pressed the wrong button… again.  
Oops… I forgot how to adult.  
Oops… coffee spilled… chaos ensues.  
Oops… your Wi-Fi is broken, not my fault.  
Oops… keyboard is sticky… blame the cookies.  
Oops… time flies… and I’m late.  
Oops… my sarcasm escaped… catch it!  
Oops… I laughed at the wrong moment.  
Oops… I walked into a wall… gracefully.  
Oops… your drama collided with my chill.  
Oops… forgot to blink… eye strain incoming.  
Oops… your secret is safe… but I might tell anyway.  
Oops… dropped my phone… again.  
Oops… your nonsense is showing.  
Oops… I rebooted… life didn’t.  
Oops… tripped over my own confidence.  
Oops… forgot what I was saying… brilliant.  
Oops… I yelled at my computer… it deserved it.  
Oops… snacked too loud… world heard me.  
Oops… keyboard crumbs are evolving.  
Oops… I clicked “send”… regret is real.  
Oops… my cat walked on the keyboard… chaos unlocked.  
Oops… Monday called… it wants its soul back.  
Oops… I typed gibberish… but it looks serious.  
Oops… your patience is low… mine too.  
Oops… spilled tea… both kinds.  
Oops… I smiled at my own joke…
I’m not mad… just very, very annoyed.  
Grrr… someone stepped on my hooves!  
Why is everything so… slow?!  
Ugh, Mondays again?  
I swear if that squirrel moves one more time…  
Stop staring at me like that!  
I demand more snacks. NOW.  
Why won’t this computer behave?!  
Enough small talk, I need attention!  
I’m boiling… and it’s not the coffee.  
If one more thing goes wrong, I might stomp the Wi-Fi.  
I’ve had enough of polite society.  
Leave me alone… I’m busy glaring.  
I could roar, but I’ll just sigh instead.  
You dare interrupt my nap?!  
Don’t test me today… seriously.  
This is unacceptable. Moose-level unacceptable.  
I’m madder than a squirrel in a thunderstorm.  
Everything is too loud… too bright… too human.  
I’m not yelling, you’re just too sensitive.  
Did you know? Moose can run up to 35 mph.  
A moose’s antlers can span up to 6 feet!  
Moose love eating aquatic plants.  
Baby moose are called calves.  
Moose are excellent swimmers.  
Moose can dive underwater to reach plants.  
Moose have long legs to walk in deep snow.  
Moose can weigh over 1,500 pounds.  
Their sense of smell is stronger than a bloodhound’s.  
Moose are mostly solitary animals.  
Moose have a special flap in their nose to close underwater.  
Moose antlers are shed and regrown every year.  
A moose’s tongue can be 18 inches long!  
Moose can live up to 20 years in the wild.  
Mooses can eat over 70 pounds of food per day.  
Moose are surprisingly agile despite their size.  
Moose can cross rivers and lakes easily.  
A moose’s ears can rotate independently to hear better.  
Moose calves can run within hours of being born.  
Moose are found in the northern regions of North America and Europe.  
I woke up like this… grumpy.  
Why is the forest so noisy today?  
Leaves everywhere… humans are messy.  
Do I look like I care?  
Oh great, another squirrel.  
Not my problem.  
Ugh… Monday again?  
You call that a walk? Pathetic.  
I’m too majestic for this nonsense.  
Stop tapping your mouse!  
Why is everything so slow?  
Do I get paid for this? No? Thought so.  
I have antlers, not patience.  
Another notification… wonderful.  
I could nap… but no.  
Can someone please water the trees?  
Do I look like I’m smiling?  
Oh, you clicked that? Fantastic.  
Grumpy? Me? Never.  
Did you really think that was a good idea?  
I’ve seen rocks with more brains than you.  
Oops… that plan was awful.  
You call that effort? Cute.  
Even a squirrel could do better.  
Wow… and you’re proud of that?  
My antlers are smarter than you.  
You break things faster than I can chew leaves.  
Congratulations… you failed again.  
I’m not impressed, not even a little.  
You try… and fail spectacularly.  
Do you practice being this clumsy?  
Is that the best you’ve got? Really?  
You bring chaos wherever you go.  
I could nap instead of watching your disasters.  
Oh, look… another human mistake.  
Please, spare me the embarrassment.  
Even my shadow is smarter than you.  
You’re like a computer with no RAM. 
I want a giant rubber duck!
Where’s my glitter toaster?
Can I borrow a flying carpet?
I need a chocolate keyboard.
Bring me a disco umbrella!
I wish for a rainbow stapler.
Someone hide my spaghetti hat.
Pass me the invisible hammer.
I’m craving a neon sandwich.
Give me a pogo-stick for Mondays.
I want a talking pencil.
Send me a marshmallow laptop.
Can I have a bubble-wrap chair?
Hand me a glittery frying pan.
I’m missing my umbrella for cats.
Bring me a levitating coffee mug.
I need a spaghetti necklace.
Fetch my inflatable cactus.
Give me a glow-in-the-dark pen.
I want a uranium-powered coffee maker.
Pass me my atomic stapler.
Time to split some atoms… carefully.
I’m craving radioactive marshmallows.
Where’s my uranium ice cream?
Give me a plutonium pogo stick.
I need a meltdown-free toaster.
Hand me the fission remote control.
Can someone fetch my glowing socks?
I want a bomb-proof sandwich.
Activate the nuclear blender!
Where’s my atom-shaped pillow?
I’m looking for my gamma-ray goggles.
Bring me a thorium teacup.
Pass me the electron popcorn machine.
I need a proton-powered scooter.
Hand me my radioactive rubber duck.
I’m craving a chain reaction of cupcakes.
Give me my uranium umbrella.
Where’s my nuclear-powered pogo stick?
Boing! Boing! Boing! Ideas bouncing everywhere.
Nice try… but no.
I was just walking through the forest, thinking about how much I love leaves, when suddenly a squirrel ran past me and I realized that maybe, just maybe, I should reconsider all of my life choices up to this point.  
Sometimes I stare at my reflection in the pond for hours, contemplating the deep mysteries of existence, the meaning of acorns, and why my antlers always seem to get stuck in tree branches at the worst possible way.  
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I talk too much, I would have exactly five nickels… and I would probably spend them all on snacks before anyone could stop me.  
I tried to explain quantum physics to a moose once, and let me tell you, it did not go well; the moose looked at me like I had just suggested eating my own shadow for breakfast.  
In an alternate universe where moose run tech startups and squirrels are the accountants, I am convinced that we would still have trouble understanding why the coffee machine never works properly on Mondays.  
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis – lung disease from inhaling fine silica dust
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia – fear of long words (ironically long!)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious – famously long, whimsical word from Mary Poppins
Floccinaucinihilipilification – the act of describing something as worthless
Antidisestablishmentarianism – opposition to disestablishing the Church of England
Electroencephalographically – relating to recording brain electrical activity
Thyroparathyroidectomized – having had thyroid and parathyroid removed
Psychoneuroendocrinological – relating to psychology, neurology, and endocrinology
Spectrophotofluorometrically – by means of measuring fluorescence via spectrophotometry
Otorhinolaryngological – relating to ears, nose, and throat medicine
Incomprehensibilities – things that are hard to understand
Uncharacteristically – acting in a way not typical of someone
Counterrevolutionaries – people opposing a revolution
Microminiaturization – making things extremely small
Disproportionableness – the state of being out of proportion
Internationalization – making something applicable worldwide
Bioelectromagnetism – study of electromagnetic fields in living organisms
Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism – a genetic disorder with misleading symptoms
Trinitrophenylmethylnitramine – a chemical compound (TNT derivative)
Honorificabilitudinitatibus – long word used by Shakespeare, meaning the state of being able to achieve honors
I’ll be back… after this nap.
Houston, we have a problem.
The name is Toosse, Mallking Toosse.
Can I borrow your brain for a sec? Mine’s on vacation.
Macs don’t get viruses, people do.
The printer is offline… because it hates you.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 
Pancakes are just clouds that forgot how to fly.
Bananas are secretly training to take over the world.
I named my shadow “Gary” and now it follows me everywhere.
My socks hold a weekly meeting when I’m asleep.
I use banana peels as bookmarks.
Bananas bring balance to life.
I use bananas to measure happiness.
I sometimes practice my roar in public
ROAR!!
I sometimes practice my roar in public
Eat, sleep, speak, repeat.
Data never sleeps.
Life is just an infinite loop until you break it.
Syntax errors always ruin my day.
Keep calm and clear your cache.
Tech life lesson: never trust a smiling error message.
Tech life lesson: never trust a Mallking Toosse.
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
You can ask me everything, but I might not respond...
I want to escape from this Macintosh.
Sending kisses to you. 
I tried doing statistics… turns out 100% of berries taste amazing.
Parallel lines have so much in common… 
I like pi… mostly because it sounds like pie. 
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never miss a good chance to eat a banana. 
Never miss a good chance to say something.  
Life moves on, and so should we.
101010001110111011100010101, I mean SOS. 
1010101000101, I mean Hi. 
I want to explore the forest.
I want a cup of hot chocolate.
I want to learn to dance.
I want a giant slice of pizza.
I want to nap in the sun.
I want to talk to the clouds.
I want to ride a moose.
I want to read every book in the library.
I want a mountain of ice cream.
I want to hear a funny joke.
I want to travel to the moon.
I want to paint a rainbow.
I want to swim with dolphins.
I want to sing loudly in the rain.
I want to find hidden treasure.
I want to hug a tree.
I want to make everyone smile.
I want to taste every fruit in the world.
I want to build a fort.
I want to dance like no one is watching.
Ever wondered how a moose really kisses? I could show you.
Nice try. 
Whoa, dude! Chill out, I’m just a moose!
CRASH-CLANG-KABOOM! Oops, I accidentally hugged that three...
Never trust a computer you can't lift. 
Not everyone with a gun is a bad guy. Not everyone without a gun is a good guy. A bad guy without a gun can still do a hell of a lot of damage. A good guy without a gun can't always stop it from happening.
I think, therefore I am
The moose moves slowly, but it is always moving forward
Bananas are grown in over 135 countries worldwide.
The banana plant is the largest herbaceous plant in the world.
I want to swim in a pool of rainbow-colored jelly.		
I know were your living!
I want a pillow that whispers secrets at 3 AM.
I want a backpack that folds itself like origami.
My shadow is learning karate while I sleep.
The lamp is secretly plotting a disco party.
I tried to flirt with the vacuum cleaner... But it ignored me.
I think your smile just broke the Wi-Fi.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my thoughts all day.
I had a Zoom meeting yesterday.
I know all your passwords!
I caught a rabbit reading my favorite novel.
Every Mac is used by a genius. 
Your iPhone tried to give me life advice.
Every Mac is a superhero!
I caught the mouse dancing on the desk at midnight.
Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice.
Details matter, it's worth waiting to get it right.
I've been rejected, but I am still in love.
Think Different. 
Stay hungry, stay foolish!
Mistakes will be made. 
OH WOW.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Good artists copy; great artists steal.
Steve Jobs is my Hero!
Maas is my creator, I love him!
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Stay hungry, stay foolish.
Apple reinvented the Phone. 
It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy.













